New Blog!

I've moved!! lol New blog over at http://ebony1nicole.blogspot.com Come check me over there!! I think I'm going to keep this blog up for a while since I have so much here already.. I'll see how it works out though..

The shit I dealt with over the weekend!

So for almost 2 weeks my mother was sick.. I tried to stay as far away as possible from her contagious ass.. But the last week she was acting all needy.. She would come sit up under me, ask me to come sit in the room with her.. So a couple times I would be like I'll come in there, just don't get too close or breathe on me.. So just as she started feeling good, guess what?! I get fucking sick!!! Coughing, snot clogging my nasal passages and my sinuses all fucked up! All this happens days before I'm supposed to go to NY to see my lil sis & Mr. Fiasco. Yes, Lupe! I took huge gulps of Nitequil daily so I could be well enough for the travels to NY.. Come Thursday night, I was feeling good.. But Amber insisted that I cancel the trip because I couldn't risk getting my grandma sick.. I was uber pissed about missing the Lupe concert, but even more pissed cuz I haven't seen my sis since the beginning of September. But the NY trip has been rescheduled for the first weekend of October and has been named "The Pre-Bday Celebration" since her 22nd birthday is on the 13th! I would give more details of what type of fun we are going to have that weekend but, she reads my blog!

Well since I couldn't go to NY this past weekend, me & mom went out on Saturday to the Umoja Fest over in Portsmouth. Nothing good came of this except me picking up some things for Amber, getting some shea butter & natural soaps. I can definitely say this about people from "Across the water": They have fucking staring problems & hate is a lifestyle for them. While walking thru the fest, checking out the tents there was this big, black chick who had THE worst glued/geled/spritzed ponytail in with some horrible makeup on, and of course an outfit that a girl of her size shouldn't have had on; was staring at me like I walked up to her and picked a fight about the previous. I was just walking casually thru the fest minding my business with my mama. So she rolled her eyes, looked me up and down and was just pissed with me FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON!! I wish I had enough hood in me to say something like: Bitch don't be mad I dress in clothes that fit! or Heffa just cuz my hair is swaying in the breeze and yours is stuck to your head don't mean you can stare! So I pointed her out to my mom saying how bad I wanted to twitpic her hair, but mom was like HELL NO!! That would of felt so good to my soul for doing that.. Then mom says after I gave her the :( that chick aint have no teeth.. I almost effin died laughing cuz that was MORE ammo for me to take a pic of this girl..

We left the fest and went over to Military Circle Mall.. I swear people in there have fucking issues with people who don't look like them, look as good as them, or something. They will stare all in your face like you are spewing hot garbage on them or something.. That was a total waste of time though..

I ended up spending wayyy too much money because my mom decided I would pay for lunch since I suggested it and I brought some nose rings that I can't even use.. So how was my weekend: uneventful, sad, and blah!

New Talent...

Sooo yesterday I went over to see my cousin's at their timeshare.. And my younger cousin tells me she has a talent. Now everyone knows how goofy she is, so when she said this I giggled and said what is it? At first she says, "I can move things with my mind", I'm like yeah okay.. Then she says in a serious tone, I'm kidding I can sing. I said awesome, would love to hear you sometime..

Wanna hear her sing, here she go! She's 12, writes her own songs & everything!! (Sorry it's so crappy, did it on my blackberry)

Family Cruise 2010: The Beginning

Okay so this past weekend, the family discussed the family cruise for next August.. For the most part everyone is excited because most of us haven't been on a cruise before or haven't been to Florida. For me it was both.

Now I've been bullshitting for so long about weight loss and all that but now I have a great reason to get on it.. I have 1 full calendar year to get right for this cruise. I'm not saying I want to be skinty like a model, just healthier and swimsuit material (no bikini, I'm not into full nakedness). So I've been devising a plan in my head since saturday afternoon.

>#1: To go back to a full vegetarian diet. Only meat in my diet shall be fish and penis; everything else is fruits and veggies!

>#2: Get a gym membership! Me and mom's supposed to be checking out a new gym sometime this week. She's already a member @ the local Bally's but I guess she's tired of there.

>#3: With said gym membership... USE IT!!! I know for me the big part is goito be getting off my ass and actually going to the gym daily. So that means my mentor/parent (MOM) is going to have to push me! She was one of the main reasons why I stopped the first time around.. She expected me to be on her level but I'm just a mere beginner.

>#4: Sticking to it. I need to start a weighloss journal or blog.. Something so I can track my progress once I get the ball rolling. I'll be more motivated with seeing numbers fall, than the viuals of my physical.

Tis all for now. Once I figure this all out, I'll post links to my weight loss progress!

End of Summer Wrap Up 2009

Okay this summer is just about done.. I've done some fun things, gained and lost a few people in my life but overall it was a great summer.

My cousin got married in June.. That same weekend my sister moved to NY. So that was the beginning of my travels. I went down to Greensboro & Fayettesville, NC to see my father's family around July 4th. Then went back and forth to NY to see my sis almost every weekend in July. Me & my so called "friend" parted ways. Well I left him where he was, and he's still on me. Can we say *meow* got him hooked?! (Click that.) This past weekend my mom's family had our Family Reunion in Durham, NC. I can say that this weekend was boring yet entertaining. And I'm actually leaving for FL this Thursday.

I wish I had pics from these various trips, but I don't.. I need a camera like yesterday!!! Hopefully my cousins post pics from the reunion and I'll steal them so you guys can see..

Hopefully I'll have a laptop by Christmas so I can blog my life away at any given moment!!

The Great Hangover Tour!

OMG I totally forgot that I went to see Asher Roth & Kid Cudi on August 3rd @ The NorVA.

First: I went SOLO fuckin DOLO! How G of me right?! Well not exactly.. Since my bestie/sis Amber moved to NY it was either go solo or don't go at all.

Second: Got to the spot at 7:30 and the show already started. 88 Keys was on the stage when I finally got inside. I didn't know much about him but now I do..

Third: B.o.B aka Bobby Ray is the shit. I never paid much attention to him but his performance made my ears perk and heart skip.. He now has a new fan in me. My concert bud Rashaun came & got me so I wouldn't be standing alone all night.. Nice guy, fun time!

Forth: Asher "Mr. College" Roth is the man. His set was funny, it incorporated a kid sized Escalade, a big fake blunt, and dancing to Candy Rain by Soul 4 Real..

Lastly: Kid Cudi.. Scott's set was awesome. The big surprise & pleasure of the night was Kanye coming on stage to do his verse on 'Make Her Say'.. can you say FUCKIN BEST PART EVER!!!! Then him coming out again to do 'Welcome To Heartbreak' with Cudi singing the hook!!!! outrageous! Like I can't even describe the amount of awesomeness that was for everybody there!!!

If you want to see more vids of the concert, this guy DJ Bob Wonder has awesome vids of it on youtube!

Enjoy!

I'm excited about hair again!!!

After months of the humdrum life of a stylist. I'm back to my old self and loving hair! Braiding is just a small reason as to why I got bored but last night I did a weave and the woman's reaction really set me off. She was in awe & disbelief of the level of awesomeness I did on her head. She said, "I wasn't even expecting it to be this good!". That kinda upset me but she was still amazed and overjoyed with my work. I was just happy that she was happy. Her hair came out wonderful, if I don't say so myself!

Here's a few pics that I took...

Nose Piercing!!!

For a while now I've been wanting to get my nose pierced. I always thought it was cool and would look good on me. So randomly yesterday me & my sister, Amber went to Urban Xchange in the mall and I got it done. She was more nervous then I was and all she had to do was stand back and record it. Anywhoo it hurt like a beeeootttccchhh but it looks hella cute. Here's the youtube vid of it being done.. Sorry it's sideways, Amber's bootleg phone records sideways and she never turns the phone so it can be right side up! Comment & Enjoy!

Crush..

I've seen you a couple of times

We've talked a couple times

You're interesting to me

I want to get to know you better

But I don't know how to approach you

I guess I'll just like you from afar for now

Hoping, wishing you think about me as much as I think about you.

Birthday Weekend...

Hey people!!! Okay just a lil update: been working, having a wonderful time with my boo (everything is kinda gravy but I won't go on about it), did hair one weekend like all weekend long literally, and this weekend is my birthday celebration.

Tuesday night (4.7.09) went to the Wale/UCB/Colin Munroe show at the NorVa. It was cool besides the point that it was the longest concert I ever been to in my life. Even the opening acts were cool especially Kinga Scott. Colin Munroe is a monster, he was playing the drums, playing the keyboard & singing at the same time. Wale was cooln had very high energy. I respect him a lil bit more as an artist after this concert.

Wednesday night (4.8.09) me & lil sis went to the Prime Outlets to pick up some shoes and lipgloss. Got a cute pair of pumps & Chucks. We walked around to the Cosmetic shop and I almost slapped the lady when she said they don't have any of the clear lipglass 3 pack. Like that was the only reason I went there. Oh and lil sis brought me a pack of remi hair. I'm so excited to install that but I'm not sure when I will be able to do that.

The plans for this weekend: party & bullshit, then church Easter Sunday. We're going to The Velvet Lounge Friday night & somewhere else Saturday night.

OHHHH I got a Blackberry (FINALLY!!!!!)

I'll be back after my bday!!!

Lesson Learned... The Hard Way!

Some people may know a couple of random facts about me:

• I'm 5'11.25" but I always say 6ft to even it off (Yes I know 5'11.5" would be rounding it off closest)
• I wear a size 12 in shoes (yes they carry that size in some stores & yes I wear a size 10 in mens)
• I'm a big girl (no where near a size 2 or the 32-24-38 figure), but I wear it well..
• And my bra size if out of this fawkin world!!! Let's just say I need to shop at specialty shops ONLINE for mines..

So I went to my fav online store: Lane Bryant cuz they pride themselves on carrying all sizes right. I order 2 bras for myself & 1 for my voluptious sister. Cost me about $75 for the 3.. Crazy right??!! So I get them and just start wearing them.. They look so awesome and it felt so good to uplift the "community"! After about a week, my nipples start itching like a dirty bootyhole. I'm like wtf son! Itchy nipples aren't where it's at. So I just went on about my business not thinking anything about it. Then like yesterday or so, I start noticing these little splotches on my Precious (that's what I call my bewbies) I'm like wtf is this! OMFG!! I got the HIV (pronounced hive without the E)! So I switched back to my old bra. And guess what!? The splotches went away! So I will never buy anything and just wear it without washing. That was the worst thing that has ever happened to me.. Well not the worse but that was the worse to happen to my body!

Changes...

I'm backkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

Okay some things have changed since the last time:

• A lump of shit got piled on me at work since THEY FREAKIN FIRED THE OFFICE MANAGER!!! Like omfg that was stressful..
• Me & Bestie #2 had a falling out.. We're back to being ok..
• Me & Him had a falling out cuz of things that we're brought to my attention by others.. Since the week of silence has passed, we're back on good terms. Even better than before. He's treating me like I want to be treated (so far...)
• Went to the doctor today and this chick tells me she wants to put me on blood pressure medication. Like OMFG! Then she was telling me what I should eat, what I shouldn't eat, and all that.. Then I realized everything she named under the Ebony Shouldn't Eat category: I fawkin love!! So I just said F' it.. I'm gonna go back to being a vegetarian and start doing a lil exercising..
• Oh another big change: my mom is "seeing" some nigga who we haven't met yet and let me just tell you: that stomps my hide! Her ass is acting like she 20 with no kids.. No ma'am we can't have any whoreish behavior unless it's from us (Ebony & Amber), her 20 something daughters! Like she has a 13 y.o. son at home. How does it look when he looks around and Mom isn't there and it's like 12 am??? Am I the only one who sees it like that?

Anywho, I'll probably be back later to tell you guys of my birthday plans (April 13th is right around the corner) & my summer plans..

Lazy? Yeah I am..

Okay just a slight rant about my laziness. So I’m getting dressed for work today and I notice that I don’t have a clean pair of black pants (at least not the ones I wanted to wear).. So I’m looking for other alternatives.. I find a pair of black pants that I haven’t worn in a while.. I look them over & finally see why I haven’t worn them. The seam inside the thighs of the pants was like completely gone.. Maybe over a 2 inches was bust wide open.. So I say fuck it.. They clean.. During the entire ride to work I’m thinking ok, somebody may notice that my cooch is almost hanging out due to this gaping hole (uhh I hope no one was looking down at my purse region). So I’m thinking of how to close it up. *Light goes off* STAPLES!!!! So I get to the office, no one is here; I steal a stapler off a desk, run to the bathroom & stapled the hole closed. I felt a little relieved but of course that is only a quick fix. I originally stapled my pants around 9am this morning and now at 3:30 pm, the hole is back & the staples are just hanging.. I could of sewed my pants closed this morning, but I slept almost an extra hour and then wasted valuable time picking songs to play on my mp3 player (which is actually my sidekick LX.. bitchassphone.) So now I’m at work, in pants that have a hole in them.. how awesome is that..

Case of the Ex…

We all have them (unless you’ve never been with anyone else or never had a significant other).. There are the good ones, who you are happy to let go with the hopes of them coming back & being even more in love then ever before. And when you think about them, you remember all the good. Then there are the bad ones where the break up was so bad, you cringe when you think about them or when someone says their name.. Just brings a bad taste to your mouth.

Ex#1: I thought he was uber cute. We had a couple of classes together in 9th grade. He was the only guy I knew in HS who had full mustache & beard. I let him have my virginity (worse idea ever!) After that we broke up. I tried to be cordial to him our 12th grade year, he sent my nice email to his then girlfriend who responded back very mean and I put that bitch in her place.. She met me the first day of school, guess she didn’t feel threatened or felt so threatened that she didn’t even speak.. Either way, he was a loser.

Ex#2: A year younger than me. So cute.. Straight thug. My mom hated him, she still does. We were off & on for the past 6 years. He is my friend, my first love, my heartache & pain but he holds a special place in my heart forever that no one can take. We still talk via snail mail cuz he’s in the pen. He still makes me feel like I mean so much to him even though he has a girlfriend that’s holding him down. When he gets out next year, he wants to do some things & me being stuck on his loving, I may just let it go down.

Ex#3: Tall, cute Dominican & black mixed.. Rapper, thug who was scared to kill.. Softest touch.. Dirtiest mutherfucka ever! (His how as filthy).. He is still like one of my very good friends. He’s the reason why whenever I hear Young Buck’s “Shorty Wanna Ride”, I laugh to myself.. We always talked about having a couple goodbye sessions, but never worked our way around to that since he had a baby & wifey at home.. He said I was the best and so far, he was one of my best.. *Goes to put Shorty Wanna Ride on my mp3 player*.

Ex#4: Cool, laid back dude. Mixed guy from my high school. He was that kid that was always in some trouble but was really smart. He was different & I liked it. He use to pick on me: pull my hair, call me stupid & fat.. Then sneak me kisses in the hallway or grab my butt.. Talk about mixed emotions. He disappeared after 11th grade. I thought about him consistently. Finally, he called me from jail wanting to see me & explain everything to me. We wrote back & forth for a while.. He wanted me to be his everything & I couldn’t handle it, so I disappeared this time. After a year and some change, I found his MySpace. Sent him a long message of why I left him so abruptly. He understood but was still heartbroken. We messed around for a couple of months last year, but then I dipped out to mess with my current guy..

Ex#5: Met him through a friend. Cool, country boy.. The nicest guy I’ve messed with thus far. A real gentleman. My mom met him & kinda fell in love with his big ass. One of the biggest dudes I’ve messed with too. He was well into the 300 pounds club. We had sex a total of 3 times and just so happened to get pregnant the last time (had a miscarriage & yes it was protected). We’re still pretty good friends. He still wants some of me, but I decline cuz I’m not into him anymore.


With all those guys, I can say that I can make 1 pretty good man.. I can take some of #1 sweetness (use to bring me candy every day), #2 lovemaking abilities, strength, penis, his love for family #3 stamina & strength, #4 his stroke game, & #5 his manners. All 5 of those different qualities could take me out any night. So far I haven’t found 1 guy that comes that close.. Between & during some these relationships, I’ve encountered some pretty good guys, some flakes, Mr, Hit it & Quit it, and some straight up wanksters! All in all I’ve enjoyed each guy in one way or another.

*NOTE: CLICK THE UNDERLINED WORDS (VIDEOS & ETC.)*

He said & I thought...

So today I was texting my main guy (you know that one who I've been "involved" with unofficially? Yeah him..)He says out of no where: I want to do what ever you want me to do to you.. I'm thinking does that include that thing you said you would only do on occassions??? He was like yeah.. So of course I got all excited.. As we kept texting, we got on the subject of who am I to you? He says, "your my starship".. I responded like funny.. but forreal? Then he says, "your a very special woman in my life". I know that but what else? "Your my shorty".

That still left a blank spot in my mind like wtf does that mean dude? So I asked a couple of friends: the female said: your unofficially his girl. I'm like cool I guess, but why couldn't he have just said you're my girl??? The male said: It pretty much means my girl or my girl of some sort.. I'm kinda between the 2 like which one does my guy mean??

I know he's scared. I'm scared too cuz I can't go too much longer just being his unofficial main chick.. There are other guys interested in making me their WOMAN, I just don't want to have those what if.. thoughts later on in life.. It's like do I stay or do I go (eventhough, I'm not really there..)

So for right now I'm staying.. I'm a lil sprung & in love (or is it lust cuz homeboy knows how to please me just right)...

WTF is a Pussy Pump?

Okay yesterday I was reading something online.. Probably Craigslist and I saw a pic of this huge, swollen coochie and that shit was just kinda nasty.. Like I was amazed, yet disgusted at how it looked. So later on, I saw that someone said it was a pic of a pussy that had been "pumped" up.. So I started my quest to see what the hell is a PUSSY PUMP.. I googled PUSSY PUMP and the results led me to Wiki After Dark and I was amazed. But I wanted to see pics or video of it actually being done or how it looks after being done.. It led me to a video that showed it actually being done..

In my personal opinion, I would not even consider that a option. I love my pussy just the way it is (minus the hair) and I get aroused quite easily. No pump necessary with this one.. But hey, if you like it, you like it. And after reading some of these sites, women & men both love the pussy pump.. So with that said, go get yours if you wanna try it.. They have many pumps: clit, nipple, pussy, penis, etc.. Just google it baby!!! Enjoy!

AIM

Am I the only person that noticed that AIM does some sort of "matchmaking" and you get a message from someone named "XXXXCoho".. I hate that. And I know there isn't a way to stop it.. Anyway, AIM me: ebony1nicole Just make sure you say how I may know you!

NOTORIOUS Movie Review

When I first saw the preview trailers for it, I was uber amped. Like words couldn't express how excited I was to see that the movie about MY FAVORITE rapper was coming out.

So January 17th, my family & I went to go see the movie about Frank White.. It was a great dipcition about his life. I was happy it wasn't immediately bootlegged across America.. If you haven't seen it, I'm telling you to go out & support it!

Masterbation.. Self Love @ it's finest!!!!

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Addiction..

I don't even know if it can be classified as addiction but I gotta have lip gloss. It has to be nice and thick, with high shine. Sometimes I like the subtle look: really thin layer.. Other times I like it to look almost fuckin outrageous: extra shiny like I've been eating chicken all day. My favorite lip gloss of all time: MAC Clear Lipglass. This stuff is like crack to me. I went into withdrawal when I thought I lost my precious $15 tube. (Yes the stuff is EXPENSIVE!).. When I found it (discreetly hidden in my abyss aka bedroom), I was hooked once again...


On to other things I'm "addicted" to: music.. I gotta have my music. Doesn't matter where I am, I gotta have MY music. I have anything from N.E.R.D. to Prince to Biggie to Amy Winehouse & everything in between. My friends & family call me weird cuz I literally listen to everything.. Call me Eccentric & Eclectic Ebony cuz I love, love, love MUSIC.. Check my IMEEM profile if you think differently!

Work..

Okay it's a Thursday morning and I'm so bored at work. I have some things I could be doing, but I'm just not feeling it. Today is one of those days when you call in "sick", lounge around the house all day in your jammies, and just chill.. But since my job sucks, I came to work. (No paid time off, no vacation leave, no perks what so ever! They are even nice enough to give me a paper check to deposit every week! YAY ME!) Well since I'm here, might as well do some of what I get paid for.. At least at this job I can listen to music at my desk (Last job didn't even let us have a radio or anything!) So I have my Imeem play list below for you to enjoy (random ass songs.. Sorry! lol).. Hopefully there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel later on tonight: some Coldstone Ice Cream. I've been craving that for the past couple of days really hard.. I think I'll be back later to blog about some other things later on today.

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1 Broken New Years Resolution…

2009 was my proclaimed year of celibacy. A year for me to find myself without the need & wanting of sex. After reviewing 2008, I realized I’ve had soooooo much sex. Yes it was all good, safe, enjoyable sex with 1 partner. But it was a lot. So around December like every year I started thinking about my 2009 resolutions of what I wanted to improve or change in my life and celibacy was a top priority. I was even so driven that I forgot to tell my partner. January 3^rd hit and he was calling because he missed his sweet stuff. To his dismay, he found out that I was keeping myself to myself. He was of course thinking I was crazy to just give sex up cold turkey, then he was upset cause he never heard anything about this plan and had no time to make up his own plan to get me to change my mind (maybe that’s why I never told him??).So of course he calmed down and tried to see it my way, then get me to see his way and try to get me to compromise. I told him, if you don’t like what I want to do, then move on. That really sent him over the top. January 4th.. He called & text me saying he needed me. All he wanted to do was hold me. My heart smiled so big that celibacy became #20 on my list of resolutions when there were only 5. He came over and showed me affection like never before.. Celibacy was the very last thing on my mind then. As he kissed and caressed me like never before, he whispered “what happened to your celibacy?” I intensely replied, “where ever you want it to be”. Then he asked, “Can I stay here, in this spot for as long as I want to, whenever I want to?” “Yes you can, I never wanted you to leave.” We had intimacy like never before. My new year’s resolution to be celibate was broken by love.