Lesson Learned... The Hard Way!

Some people may know a couple of random facts about me:

• I'm 5'11.25" but I always say 6ft to even it off (Yes I know 5'11.5" would be rounding it off closest)
• I wear a size 12 in shoes (yes they carry that size in some stores & yes I wear a size 10 in mens)
• I'm a big girl (no where near a size 2 or the 32-24-38 figure), but I wear it well..
• And my bra size if out of this fawkin world!!! Let's just say I need to shop at specialty shops ONLINE for mines..

So I went to my fav online store: Lane Bryant cuz they pride themselves on carrying all sizes right. I order 2 bras for myself & 1 for my voluptious sister. Cost me about $75 for the 3.. Crazy right??!! So I get them and just start wearing them.. They look so awesome and it felt so good to uplift the "community"! After about a week, my nipples start itching like a dirty bootyhole. I'm like wtf son! Itchy nipples aren't where it's at. So I just went on about my business not thinking anything about it. Then like yesterday or so, I start noticing these little splotches on my Precious (that's what I call my bewbies) I'm like wtf is this! OMFG!! I got the HIV (pronounced hive without the E)! So I switched back to my old bra. And guess what!? The splotches went away! So I will never buy anything and just wear it without washing. That was the worst thing that has ever happened to me.. Well not the worse but that was the worse to happen to my body!