Lesson Learned... The Hard Way!

Some people may know a couple of random facts about me:

• I'm 5'11.25" but I always say 6ft to even it off (Yes I know 5'11.5" would be rounding it off closest)
• I wear a size 12 in shoes (yes they carry that size in some stores & yes I wear a size 10 in mens)
• I'm a big girl (no where near a size 2 or the 32-24-38 figure), but I wear it well..
• And my bra size if out of this fawkin world!!! Let's just say I need to shop at specialty shops ONLINE for mines..

So I went to my fav online store: Lane Bryant cuz they pride themselves on carrying all sizes right. I order 2 bras for myself & 1 for my voluptious sister. Cost me about $75 for the 3.. Crazy right??!! So I get them and just start wearing them.. They look so awesome and it felt so good to uplift the "community"! After about a week, my nipples start itching like a dirty bootyhole. I'm like wtf son! Itchy nipples aren't where it's at. So I just went on about my business not thinking anything about it. Then like yesterday or so, I start noticing these little splotches on my Precious (that's what I call my bewbies) I'm like wtf is this! OMFG!! I got the HIV (pronounced hive without the E)! So I switched back to my old bra. And guess what!? The splotches went away! So I will never buy anything and just wear it without washing. That was the worst thing that has ever happened to me.. Well not the worse but that was the worse to happen to my body!

Changes...

I'm backkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

Okay some things have changed since the last time:

• A lump of shit got piled on me at work since THEY FREAKIN FIRED THE OFFICE MANAGER!!! Like omfg that was stressful..
• Me & Bestie #2 had a falling out.. We're back to being ok..
• Me & Him had a falling out cuz of things that we're brought to my attention by others.. Since the week of silence has passed, we're back on good terms. Even better than before. He's treating me like I want to be treated (so far...)
• Went to the doctor today and this chick tells me she wants to put me on blood pressure medication. Like OMFG! Then she was telling me what I should eat, what I shouldn't eat, and all that.. Then I realized everything she named under the Ebony Shouldn't Eat category: I fawkin love!! So I just said F' it.. I'm gonna go back to being a vegetarian and start doing a lil exercising..
• Oh another big change: my mom is "seeing" some nigga who we haven't met yet and let me just tell you: that stomps my hide! Her ass is acting like she 20 with no kids.. No ma'am we can't have any whoreish behavior unless it's from us (Ebony & Amber), her 20 something daughters! Like she has a 13 y.o. son at home. How does it look when he looks around and Mom isn't there and it's like 12 am??? Am I the only one who sees it like that?

Anywho, I'll probably be back later to tell you guys of my birthday plans (April 13th is right around the corner) & my summer plans..